10 Cooking Jokes for a Bellyful of Laughs
By Marcus T. • Apr 12, 2024
Add a little dash of humor to your day! Whether you're a seasoned chef or simply love to eat, this list of 10 Cooking Jokes is the secret ingredient to improve your day. What are you waiting for? Let's get cookin'!
10 Jokes About Cooking to Spice Up Your Day:
1. What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
A miss-steak.
2. Where do cowboys cook their chili?
On the range.
3. What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
A grill sergeant!
4. What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Bakin'.
5. Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme!
6. My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
It literally takes her nana-seconds.
7. What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Ape-rons!
8. Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Peter Pan™.
9. What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
1. We cook bacon. 2. We bake cookies.
10. What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
At an all-you-can-eat restaurant, you decide when you're full.
