Why do dogs run in circles?

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Where do goldfish go camping?

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Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

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Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

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What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

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What is a baker's favorite children's story?

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Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

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Who is the fastest reindeer?

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What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

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What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

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What shape has a knighthood?

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Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

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Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

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Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

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What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

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Why was the computer cold at work?

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Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

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What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

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Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

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What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

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Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

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What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

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Why do math teachers love hiking?

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Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

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What kind of tree loves to high-five?

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What utensil does water use to eat?

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What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

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Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

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Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

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Why did electricity win the race?

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Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

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Where does the president keep his razor?

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

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Which president loved to take baths?

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Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

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Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

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What cartoon character loves insects?

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Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

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Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

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Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

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What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

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Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

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Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

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What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

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What game does pasta always play at recess?

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What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

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What car does Yoda® drive?

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What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

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What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

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Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

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Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

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What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

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What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

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What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?

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Where do mice love to go on vacation?

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What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

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Where do lions like to go on vacation?

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How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

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What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

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What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

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Which band is always treated like royalty?

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What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

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Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

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What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?

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What's the richest basketball team?

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Why do baseball players always go to the park?

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