10 Cool Jokes That Will Break the Ice
By Ashley S. • Jan 30, 2024
Always chilly or fighting off a cold? Cheer up with these 10 Cool Jokes that are sure to crack you up and make you smile. Beat the chill and warm up with some laughter today!
1. Where is the coldest place to work?
A bar-brr-shop!
2. How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in winter!
3. What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Earmutts.
4. What does a spy do when he gets cold?
He goes undercover!
5. Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
They're usually 90 degrees.
6. Which former US President was always cold?
Calvin Coolidge.
7. If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Hot! Because you can definitely catch a cold.
8. Where do colds go on vacation?
Germ-any.
9. Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
You're more likely to get cold feet.
10. What's the coldest vegetable?
A cucum-brrrr!
Curl up with these jokes and warm up today!
