10 Jokes About Writing to Help Writer's Block

By Rosa L. • Feb 21, 2024
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Writer's block knocking on your door? Laughter is key to boosting that creativity! Check out these 10 Writer Puns, author jokes, and pencil-pushing giggles that will help you get your words (and laughter) out.

1. Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book? image
He ran out of ink.


2. What did the pen say to the pencil?

What did the pen say to the pencil? image
So, what's your point?

3. Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters? image
Because they have excellent penman-ship.


4. Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation? image
Pencil-vania.

5. What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state? image
Pencil-vania.


6. When should you start writing a book?

 When should you start writing a book? image
When you have a novel idea.

7. Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing? image
They do so many legal briefs.


8. What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school? image
Looking sharp!

9. How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke? image
It doesn't have a point.

10. What did the paper say to the pencil?

What did the paper say to the pencil? image
Write on!
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