10 Jokes We Hand-Selected to Make You Giggle
By Melissa M. • Mar 27, 2024
When life has you feeling down in the dumps, a little giggle will do ya good! We picked out a few of our favorite jokes to get you back to chuckling again, because laughter really is the best medicine!
10 Jokes to Brighten Your Day:
1. Why are farmers so laid-back?
They dance to the beet of their own drum.
2. What do you call a sarcastic duck?
A wise quacker.
3. What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Feyoncé.
4. Why are fish such good architects?
Their models are always to scale.
5. What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
A gut-ar.
6. How can you farm during the winter?
Use a snow plow!
7. Why do all the planets get along?
They have a universal understanding.
8. Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Never mind. It would be too forced!
9. Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
He picked 7 up instead.
10. How do birds threaten one another?
Toucan play that game!
