11 Body Part Jokes for When You're Feeling Down
By Gary P. • Feb 15, 2024
Head over heels for laughter? Even as you age, body part jokes are still some of the silliest. If you're feeling a little tired or broken down, these 11 Jokes About Body Parts will make you feel a little lighter!
1. When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils... they dilate.
2. What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows!
3. Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
4. What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
I have a crutch on you.
5. What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
A bad summer break.
6. What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
A gut-ar.
7. Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
He wanted to pick his brain.
8. I broke my finger!
I broke my finger last week! On the other hand, I'm okay!
9. Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
He was a little Thor.
10. Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Because they also have eyes in the back of their heads.
11. How expensive is swimming with sharks?
It cost me an arm and a leg!
What puns can you come up with about different parts of the human body? We bet some are pretty humerous (ha!).
