11 Clock Jokes to Make You Laugh Time and Time Again
By Robert W. • Apr 03, 2024
Tick-tock! Whether you chuckle for a second or giggle for an hour, these 11 Clock Jokes are sure to let the good times roll. So don't waste another minute — the happy times are ticking!
1. What's another name for a grandfather clock?
An old-timer.
2. What time does everyone love to drink?
At wine o'clock!
3. What is time's favorite breed of dog?
A Clocker Spaniel.
4. Why did the dog swallow a clock?
He wanted to be a watchdog.
5. How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
6. What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
TikTok.
7. What do you call a clock on a road trip?
A time traveler.
8. Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Because time flies when it's having fun!
9. Why did the person sit on the clock?
So they could be ON time.
10. What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
It got ticks.
11. What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
