11 Dentist Jokes to Sink Your Teeth Into
By Todd H. • Feb 09, 2024
Brace yourself — going to the dentist can bring on some nerves, but these 11 Dentist Jokes will have you grinning from ear to ear in no time. Get ready to open wide!
1. What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Even if you have only two teeth, you still need to floss.
2. What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Molar opposites.
3. Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
They always end up fighting tooth and nail.
4. Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
5. Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
She was told to open up.
6. What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
The dentist!
7. What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
I'll fill you in when I get back.
8. Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
9. What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
They brace themselves.
10. What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Jaws.
11. What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
A tooth pic.
