11 Duck Jokes That Will Quack You Up
By Robert W. • Mar 21, 2024
Duck, duck, GOOSE! Get ready to quack with these hilarious duck jokes! If you're looking to start a riot at Farmer Brown's... look no further. These 11 Duck Jokes will surely quack up duck and bird enthusiasts alike!
1. Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Because she was able to keep all her duck students in a row!
2. What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Fowl weather!
3. What do ducks have for lunch?
Soup and quackers!
4. What is a duck's favorite snack?
Quacker Jacks.
5. Where do tough ducks come from?
Hard-boiled eggs.
6. What's a duck's favorite TV show?
The Feather Forecast.
7. What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers.
8. What is a duck's favorite dance?
The quackstep.
9. What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill!
10. What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Duck duck goose!
11. Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks.
