11 Goat Jokes You Can't Bleat
By Jennifer A. • Apr 03, 2024
Goats are simply maaaa-rvelous and silly — we can't help but love these four-legged friends! Whether on a hill in the countryside or at a petting zoo, goats get a lot of attention. And for good reason! They're always up to something silly. Enjoy this list of 11 Goat Jokes You Can't Bleat and try not to giggle, we dare you!
1. Why are goats so funny?
They're always kidding around.
2. What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Grazy.
3. Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Because he was a big believer of lawn and order.
4. What do goats and moms have in common?
They both have kids.
5. Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Because she missed her kid.
6. Which farm animals are famous painters?
Pablo Pig-caso and Vincent van Goat!
7. Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
He got goated into it.
8. If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
9. What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
They tell daaaaaaaad jokes.
10. What did the mama goat say to her child?
You're just a kid.
11. What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
A farm-ily!
