11 Hiking Jokes for a Mountain of Laughs
By Robert W. • Apr 03, 2024
Step into the great outdoors without breaking a sweat with this collection of 11 Hiking Jokes! Whether you're a seasoned mountaineer or the occasional weekend wanderer, this list is sure to add a spring to your step as you take on the trail. From trail mishaps to animal encounters, prepare to laugh your way into the wilderness!
1. What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Waterfalls.
2. Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
To a granola bar!
3. Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
The slowest runner!
4. How do fleas travel?
Itch hiking.
5. What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
A trail blazer.
6. What do you call hiking college students?
The walking debt.
7. What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
A hiker.
8. Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Because they employ people from all walks of life.
9. What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
A mountain lion.
10. What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
A peak experience.
11. What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
A Trail Mixer.
