11 Jokes That Are Sweeter Than Candy
By Ashley S. • Mar 21, 2024
Interested in a little candy-coated comedy? Do we have a confectionary collection for you! From gummy giggles to jaw-breaking jokes, these 11 Sweet-As-Sugar Quips are sure to satisfy your craving for humor!
1. What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Sour punch kids.
2. Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
His mom said it was chalk-late!
3. What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Peppa-mints!
4. Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Candy corn.
5. What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Starburst®.
6. Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
They were identical Twix®.
7. How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
It was a Life Saver.
8. This candy bar is a real home run.
It's a Baby Ruth®.
9. Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Snickers®.
10. What sweet treat never panics?
The marshmellow.
11. What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!
