11 Punny Jokes You Knead to Hear
By Ashley S. • Jan 30, 2024
Everyone loves a great pun. We're not lion... these 11 Punny Jokes You Knead to Hear will have you roaring with laughter!
1. What cocktail will give you a black eye?
A rum punch.
2. OK, that's enough fish puns.
It's time to scale back.
3. What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
A duck.
4. Why did the boxer take so many naps?
He was constantly hitting the sack.
5. Why did the mountain ace its math test?
It knew a lot about slope.
6. Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
At water parks.
7. What part of a fish is the most musical?
The scales.
8. Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
9. Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Mer-maids!
10. Why are pigs so good at building houses?
They bring plenty of ham-mers.
11. What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
Go ahead... you "knead" to share these jokes with friends!
