11 Sweet Candy Jokes to Share and Savor
By Melissa M. • Feb 09, 2024
A little sugar can help brighten up even the dullest of days. In the same vein, a few candy jokes can give you the laugh you need, when you need it! These 11 Sweet Candy Jokes to Share and Savor can give you a sweet giggle or chuckle whenever you want! Consider this the candy store of comedy!
1. Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
His mom said it was chalk-late!
2. What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Peppa-mints!
3. What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Starburst®.
4. Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
They were identical Twix®.
5. This candy bar is a real home run.
It's a Baby Ruth®.
6. What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
ChocoLATE.
7. What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Almond Joy™ to the World.
8. What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Trick or feet!
9. Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Snickers®.
10. What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Peeps!
11. What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!
