12 Cheese Jokes That Don't Stink
By Mia R. • Apr 03, 2024
Whether shredded, grated, or diced, cheese is delicious no matter how you slice it. Enjoy this list of 12 Cheese Jokes That Don't Stink and have a Gouda laugh. Don't forget to grab the crackers, too!
1. What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Goat cheese!
2. What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Blue cheese.
3. What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Cookie Muenster.
4. What kind of cheese can you sew with?
String cheese.
5. What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
This may sound cheesy, but you're a really grate dad!
6. Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
He had grater plans!
7. What do you call stolen cheese?
Nacho cheese.
8. What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Da brie was flying everywhere.
9. What is the loneliest cheese?
Prov-alone.
10. Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Ray Romano.
11. Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Because it's holy.
12. How do you grill cheese?
Ask it a lot of tough questions!
