12 Jokes Proving Laughter Is the Best Medicine
By Rosa L. • Apr 11, 2024
Laughter is indeed the best medicine, and not just because it's free! While this list of 12 Jokes About Sickness may not help your case of the sniffles go away completely, it will certainly lift your spirits and give you a good snort or two. So, the next time you or someone you know is feeling under the weather, remember a good chuckle always gets you one step closer to recovery.
1. What did the sickly elevator say?
I think I'm coming down with something!
2. What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Cough-ee.
3. What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Bone broth.
4. What did the sick chicken say?
I have the people pox.
5. Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
They all had boogie fever!
6. Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have little antibodies.
7. Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
8. Where do you take sick ponies?
To the horsepital.
9. Where did the boat go when it was sick?
The boat doc.
10. What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
11. What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid!
12. How do you care for a sick bird?
Tweetment.
