12 Jokes to Share With Grandma on Mother's Day
By Gary P. • Apr 12, 2024
Share the smiles and spoil Grandma with these 13 Jokes to Share With Grandma on Mother's Day! Guaranteed to make granny giggle, these jokes are for young and old alike. Gather 'round your favorite women and get ready to laugh out loud together!
1. What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
You always have to accept their cookies.
2. Shoutout to my grandma!
It's the only way she can hear me!
3. What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Granny Smith!
4. Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
She kept bringing Jell-O® salad.
5. My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She's 97 now, and we don't know where she is.
6. What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
The GRAMMYs®.
7. Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
It's pretty knit.
8. Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
They share a common enemy, always fussing at them for eating too many sweets!
9. Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
She had a knack for gram-mer.
10. What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Elder-berry.
11. Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
She doesn't listen.
12. What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
At an all-you-can-eat restaurant, you decide when you're full.
