12 of Our All-Time Favorite Jokes
By Jennifer A. • Mar 21, 2024
You didn't ask for it, but here we are. These are some of our best jokes that make us belly laugh. Every. Single. Time. Get ready, because it's time to giggle!
12 Jokes We Hope You Love as Much as Us:
1. What goes ooo ooo ooo?
A cow with no lips.
2. What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
At an all-you-can-eat restaurant, you decide when you're full.
3. What did the calf play in the school band?
The cowbell!
4. Who is a house's favorite band?
The Doors.
5. Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
6. Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Because of all the cheetahs.
7. What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Just a kibble more!
8. What is a king's favorite weather?
Hail.
9. Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
He was a pro at making biscuits!
10. Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
For educational porpoises.
11. What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
They got schooled.
12. What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
"The Little Engine That Could."
