12 Pig Jokes That'll Make You Snort
By Robert W. • Feb 21, 2024
At what point do you think we'll stop telling jokes? When pigs fly! You will absolutely "a-boar" these silly swine jokes. Tell 'em to all the folks you know, and they'll be laughing until the cows (and pigs) come home!
1. What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Curly fries!
2. What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
A road hog.
3. What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Don't worry, they're just a pigment of your imagination.
4. Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
She was pigheaded.
5. What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Pigtails!
6. What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Peppa-mints!
7. Why do hogs play so much football?
They love to throw pigskins!
8. Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
In a piggy bank.
9. What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
By dirt bike.
10. Why can't you trust a pig?
Because they always squeal on you.
11. What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
A pot roast.
12. Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Kevin Bacon.
