12 School Jokes That'll Crack Any Teacher (or Student!) Up
By Rosa L. • Feb 15, 2024
Everyone wants to do well in school, but the pressure can get tough for teachers and students alike! Lighten up your load and add some laughter into the mix. Research shows a good laugh helps your brain retain information. Not only that, but learning will be more fun, too! Here are 12 School Jokes That'll Crack Any Teacher (or Student!) Up... pack these in a backpack, lunch bag, or briefcase, and bust them out when the classroom needs a bit of a break!
1. What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Language Farts.
2. What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
3. Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Students give them apples on the first day of school!
4. What do math teachers eat?
Square meals.
5. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school!
6. What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Social studies.
7. What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Chemis-tree.
8. What's the king of all school supplies?
The ruler.
9. Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school!
10. Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
There was no history class.
11. What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Sundae School.
12. What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
A school of fish.
