12 School Jokes You'll Want to Show & Tell
By Maria W. • Feb 09, 2024
Ring, ring! It's time to study the books (aka jokes) and make the whole (hypothetical) class giggle. Whether you're the teacher's pet or the class clown, you'll for sure be acing the test of being the funniest person ever with these School Jokes!
1. What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Owlgebra.
2. Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
3. Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Because it's very bright.
4. What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Cub Scouts®!
5. What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
6. Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Because it was always sweeping during class!
7. Why did the calf hate his school picture?
His cow-lick was sticking up!
8. Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
To get brighter!
9. What did the calf play in the school band?
The cowbell!
10. Why did the puppy struggle in school?
He was boneheaded.
11. What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
A family tree.
12. What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Language Farts.
