12 Springtime Jokes to Bring in the Season
By Ashley S. • Feb 21, 2024
March to the beat of your own drum as we bloom into springtime! Winter can be a long season, but there isn't anything quite as wonderful as knowing spring is right around the corner. Bring some sunshine into your day with these 12 Springtime Jokes that everyone will love!
1. What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
It seems like you bloomed overnight!
2. What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
A spring-er spaniel.
3. What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
4. What did summer say to spring?
Help, I'm going to fall!
5. What goes up when spring rain comes down?
An umbrella.
6. What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
A-chew toy!
7. What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
A maybee.
8. Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
It lost all its pedals.
9. What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Spring-time.
10. Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Spring cleaning!
11. Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
It kept raining cats and dogs.
12. Why is spring the oddest season?
It marches to the beat of its own drum.
