12 Turkeytastic Thanksgiving Jokes
By Melissa M. • Jan 30, 2024
Fancy yourself the jokester of the family? Our bountiful list of 12 Turkeytastic Thanksgiving Jokes will keep your loved ones laughing all night long at your holiday table this year.
1. Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme!
2. Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
The turkey, because he's already stuffed.
3. Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Your close group of PALgrims.
4. What's the slowest 5k?
The Turkey Trot.
5. What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky.
6. Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Because it's a-maize-ing!
7. How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Because they're both full of stuffing.
8. What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
I S-pie.
9. Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
10. What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
I'm stuffed.
11. Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
12. What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.
We hope you spend this Thanksgiving eating and drinking, but most of all, laughing with help from our jokes!
