13 Beach Jokes You're Shore to Love
By Robert W. • Apr 12, 2024
Craving some fun in the sun and ready to ride the waves? Whether you're a sunshine-lover or someone that loves to sit in the shade and feel the warm breeze, these 13 Beach Jokes are shore to make anyone laugh. Bring on the sunshine and silliness!
1. What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Zu-kinis!
2. What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Sand dollars!
3. What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Mommy, I'm surf bored.
4. What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
5. Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
You're more likely to get cold feet.
6. What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
A sand crab.
7. Why is the beach so confident?
It's 100% shore.
8. What washes up on miniature beaches?
Microwaves.
9. What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
A hot dog.
10. Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
It had a heat wave.
11. What is the best day to go to the beach?
Sun-day.
12. Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
They have to protect their bear skin.
13. What is a whale's favorite sport?
Beach-ed volleyball.
