13 Car Jokes to Accelerate Your Day
By Todd H. • Jan 30, 2024
Know a thing or two about cars? Accelerate into laughter and polish that windshield... these 13 Car Jokes will fuel even the biggest car enthusiast for days!
1. Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Because they never have any gas.
2. What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Jeepers Creepers.
3. What vehicles are in the best shape?
Trains.
4. Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
At the carpool.
5. Why did he change his bike's tires?
It was time for retirement!
6. Why are cars magic?
Because they can turn into driveways!
7. Where does Superman park his cars?
On Lois Lane.
8. Bears love exotic cars.
Their favorite is a fur-arri.
9. What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
10. Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Shell-vrolet.
11. What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Don't get bent out of shape!
12. What are rental cars called in Spain?
Barceloaners.
13. What's a car's favorite TV show?
Law and Order SUV.
Beep, beep!
