13 Hay-larious Farm Jokes
By Gary P. • Feb 15, 2024
The harvest is quite plentiful when it comes to farm-related humor! But really, these are the cream of the crop, so you can count on them to make you laugh 'til the cows come home. Saddle up, because these are "udderly" hysterical!
1. How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
2. What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Udder nonsense.
3. What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Couch potatoes.
4. How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Build a sty-scraper!
5. What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Pigs in a blanket.
6. Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
To ensure he had rich spring soil!
7. What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
A protractor.
8. What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
That barn door!
9. What's the perfect job for a cow?
Dairy farmer.
10. Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
11. What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Pigtails!
12. Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
13. How can you farm during the winter?
Use a snow plow!
