13 Jokes to Keep You Smiling Through Stormy Weather
By Marcus T. • Apr 12, 2024
Gloomy days got you feeling down? This list of lightning-fast wit and electrifying jokes will bring you thunderous laughter! So, batten down the hatches and prepare for a comedic downpour with these 13 Stormy Jokes!
1. Why was the storm actually calm?
It had a lot of windchill.
2. What goes up when spring rain comes down?
An umbrella.
3. Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
They can tell when there is a paw-sibility of rain!
4. What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Can I take a rain check?
5. Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle!
6. Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Because it had cloudy vision.
7. Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
It was on cloud nine!
8. Why did the cloud date the fog?
He was so down to earth.
9. What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Thunderwear.
10. Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
It didn't want to rain on the Macy's Day parade.
11. You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
It's sNOw joke.
12. When do ghosts love to go camping?
On a dark and stormy night...
13. What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
When the Thunder Rolls.
