13 Rain Jokes That'll Put You on Cloud Nine
By Mia R. • Mar 21, 2024
When it rains, it pours! Brighten everyone's gloomy spirits with these 15 Jokes About the Rain that are sure to make even the stormiest cloud laugh into a puddle.
15 Rain Jokes to Share on a Gloomy Day:
1. Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
They can tell when there is a paw-sibility of rain!
2. If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
The rains down in Africa!
3. What goes up when spring rain comes down?
An umbrella.
4. What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Fowl weather!
5. What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Can I take a rain check?
6. Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
It didn't want to rain on the Macy's Day parade.
7. What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Make it rain.
8. What kind of bow can't be tied?
A rainbow!
9. When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
10. Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
11. Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because their kids have to play inside all day.
12. Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
It kept raining cats and dogs.
13. What did the storm say when its plans changed?
I'll take a rain check.
