14 Aviation Jokes That Will Have You Rolling Down the Runway
By Gary P. • Mar 21, 2024
Fasten your seatbelt, stow your tray table, and prepare to jet off into the friendly skies of aviation humor. From turbulent puns to cockpit cracks, this list of 14 Aviation Jokes will have you soaring with laughter. The best part? You will now and forever have the ultimate icebreakers for the person next to you on every flight! Buckle up and prepare to fly high with amusement!
1. What is a plane full of male cows called?
A bull flight.
2. Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
It was a little plane.
3. Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Because there is a sign that says Neverland.
4. Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Because they're on cloud nine!
5. Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
They were on two different planes.
6. How do automobiles fly?
By car-go plane.
7. What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
A model plane.
8. Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Because it was overbooked!
9. Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
She had her head in the clouds.
10. Why don't ostriches fly ?
Plane tickets are so expensive.
11. What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
A flying sorcerer.
12. What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate.
13. Will invisible planes ever be popular?
No. I can't see them taking off.
14. How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
On an arrow-plane.
