14 Beach Jokes That'll Make Waves
By Marcus T. • Feb 09, 2024
Ah a lovely beach trip! The golden sand beneath your toes. The lapping of the waves. The picnic lunch! Nothing to do now but enjoy your well-earned trip by soaking up the sun and sharing a laugh or two with your friends and loved ones. Here are 14 Beach Jokes That'll Make Waves... waves of giggles that is!
1. Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
MaliBOO!
2. Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
They're all about that eye-land life!
3. What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Zu-kinis!
4. Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Beach trees.
5. What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Sand dollars!
6. What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Mommy, I'm surf bored.
7. What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
A sand crab.
8. Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
They have to protect their bear skin.
9. What is the best day to go to the beach?
Sun-day.
10. What washes up on miniature beaches?
Microwaves.
11. Why is the beach so confident?
It's 100% shore.
12. Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
It had a heat wave.
13. What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
A hot dog.
14. What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
