14 Egg-cellent Jokes That'll Crack You Up
By Maria W. • Mar 01, 2024
Whether you're celebrating Easter, love a festive egg hunt, or just love a breakfast that includes eggs — these 14 Egg Jokes (or, ahem, Yolks) are sure to crack you (and your friends!) up. Get a whole carton full of laughs when you share these with friends and family over the breakfast table or at your Easter gathering this year!
1. How do eggs end a TV show?
That's all, yolks!
2. What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs.
3. What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
We're fried.
4. What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
A mathmachicken.
5. What kind of car do eggs drive?
A Yolkswagen.
6. Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
7. What do cats use to beat eggs?
Whiskers.
8. How do chickens leave the highway?
They take the first eggs-it.
9. Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
They were egg-cellently hidden!
10. What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.
11. What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Eggs-hausted.
12. Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
They're born out of decorated eggs.
13. What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Eggs-ercise
14. What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
