14 Food Jokes You'll Eat Right Up
By Robert W. • Feb 09, 2024
We can't make you eat your vegetables, but we can make you laugh! From vegetable puns to main course chuckles, these 14 Food Jokes You'll Eat Right Up will fill you up with laughter. Make sure you save room for dessert!
1. Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
It was a little plane.
2. What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Poultry seasoning.
3. What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Just-ice.
4. Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Sonic®.
5. What animal loves Indian food?
A dal-matian.
6. What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Wraps.
7. What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Purritos.
8. What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
A souper.
9. Why do some people love eating snails?
They really hate fast food.
10. What food is a man's best friend?
A corn dog.
11. What's the noisiest food?
Onion RINGS!
12. Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.
13. Why were the atoms always hungry?
Their food is microscopic!
14. Where does food go to take a nap?
A rest-aurant.
