14 Grandparent Jokes That Never Get Old
By Rosa L. • Feb 09, 2024
What's better than seeing a loved one doubled over in laughter? Laughing together! Bring the whole family together with these 14 Silly Jokes About Grandparents that are sure to make all generations laugh out loud.
1. What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
You always have to accept their cookies.
2. Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
She kept bringing Jell-O® salad.
3. What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
The GRAMMYs®.
4. My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She's 97 now, and we don't know where she is.
5. Why do grandparents smile all the time?
They can't hear a word you say!
6. Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
They share a common enemy, always fussing at them for eating too many sweets!
7. What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
A sand crab.
8. Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
He wanted to rock and roll.
9. Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
She had a knack for gram-mer.
10. What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
At an all-you-can-eat restaurant, you decide when you're full.
11. Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
She doesn't listen.
12. Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
It's pretty knit.
13. What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Her fairy grandmother.
14. Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Because her grandma told her she was an angel!
