14 Hilarious Jokes About Kids
By Jennifer A. • Feb 09, 2024
Tickle your funny bone with these 14 Jokes About Kids that will make your job as a parent feel a little lighter and will bring the family together in laughter! Being an adult can be challenging, but telling jokes brings out the kid in all of us!
1. What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
You're the cater-pillar of our family!
2. What do goats and moms have in common?
They both have kids.
3. What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Language Farts.
4. What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Ragdolls.
5. Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
She wanted a baker's dozen!
6. Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
The jungle gym!
7. What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
You're such a pill.
8. What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
It looks like a hurricane came through here!
9. What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Pop music!
10. Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because their kids have to play inside all day.
11. What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
They gru-yere up so fast!
12. How do you get kids to do something?
Tell them not to do it.
13. What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Sit down and look comfortable.
14. What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Sleep.
Parenting is not for the faint of heart. Pull out some jokes and laugh with your kids today!
