14 Outer Space Jokes for a Blast of Laughs
By Robert W. • Apr 03, 2024
Prepare for lift-off! Whether you love learning about the planets, you hope to travel to outer space one day, or just have an inner space nerd who loves astronauts — prepare to launch into laughter with these 14 Outer Space Jokes that are out of this world!
1. Why did the astronaut couple break up?
They needed some space.
2. Why do all the planets get along?
They have a universal understanding.
3. What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon.
4. Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the Milky Way.
5. What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Launch meat.
6. What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Hello. Hello. Hello.
7. What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
A MoonPie®.
8. What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Have a blast!
9. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Turns out he just needs some space!
10. What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
The space bar.
11. How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
You rocket.
12. When do astronauts eat?
At launch time.
13. What kind of music do planets like?
Neptunes.
14. What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Starburst®.
