14 Reading Jokes for Bookworms
By Jennifer A. • Mar 21, 2024
Bookworms, unite! There's nothing quite like cracking open a fresh book. That fresh book smell, the lovely plot lines, and the irresistible twists and turns a story can take! You will absolutely love these silly, word-loving, book-thumping Reading Jokes. Tell 'em to all the book-lovers you know, and you'll have them laughing out loud (but not too loud if you're in the library... shh!).
1. What is the best book to read in autumn?
Gourd of the Rings.
2. What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Picture books!
3. What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
"The Little Engine That Could."
4. Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
He lost his Hedwig™.
5. Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Because it had acute angles.
6. What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Texting.
7. What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
The Catcher in the Rye.
8. Why are books always so angry?
Because they're seeing read.
9. What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Where's Balto.
10. Where do novels go to have a good time?
Book club.
11. Where do books sleep?
Under their covers!
12. A book just fell on my head.
I only have myshelf to blame.
13. Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Because it was overbooked!
14. What do you call a joke book for chickens?
A yolk book.
