14 Valentine's Day Jokes That Are Too Cute
By Robert W. • Feb 07, 2024
The truth is that Valentine's Day is a little corny. So is romance, really. And that's the beauty of it! If we can't be silly with our most beloved person, then who can we be silly with? In that spirit, here are 14 Valentine's Day Jokes to share with your Valentine! Share a giggle and a chuckle with your partner as you celebrate another year of happiness!
1. What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
The next day, all the chocolate is on sale!
2. What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
This is so row-mantic!
3. Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
It clicked with someone else better.
4. Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Some-bunny loves them.
5. What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Yoda® one for me.
6. What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
We're a perfect match!
7. What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Cauliflowers!
8. What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
ChocoLATE.
9. Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Yes, it's February 14th.
10. What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A hug and a quiche!
11. How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
He gave her a ring.
12. What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
I'm stuck on you!
13. What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
You're from good cardstock.
14. Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
They are very scent-imental.
