14 Valentine's Jokes You'll Fall in Love With
By Maria W. • Jan 30, 2024
Love (and laughter!) is in the air. Whether you're a kid or an adult, in a relationship or single, these 14 Valentine's Jokes will feel like a great big hug. Break out these jokes this Valentine's season to make your family or date laugh!
1. What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
I'm stuck on you!
2. Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Some-bunny loves them.
3. What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Yoda® one for me.
4. What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
We're a perfect match!
5. What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Cauliflowers!
6. What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
ChocoLATE.
7. Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Yes, it's February 14th.
8. How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
He gave her a ring.
9. Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
They are very scent-imental.
10. Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
The ball-et.
11. What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
You're from good cardstock.
12. What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses.
13. Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
A calendar!
14. What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A hug and a quiche!
Whether you love or hate Valentine's Day, we hope this list of laughs gives you a chance to take a break away and remember those first feelings of butterflies!
