15 Baseball Jokes for a Home Run
By Gary P. • Mar 26, 2024
The hotdogs, peanuts, and team chants... it's baseball season! Bring laughter into America's favorite pastime with these Silly Baseball Jokes. These jokes may be a bit outta left field, but they're sure to bring laughter and a home run to your team this season. Share them in the dugout, around the dinner table, or while on break. Let's play ball!
1. Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
The crowd yelled at him to swing!
2. How do baseball players always stay cool?
They sit near their fans.
3. How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Not long, it was a short stop.
4. Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Because they always want strikes.
5. I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Then it hit me.
6. What animal loves a baseball game?
A bat.
7. Why is golf harder than baseball?
In golf, you have to play your foul balls!
8. Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Because it was really foul.
9. What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Vitamin K!
10. Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
The grumpire.
11. Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Because they want a grand slam.
12. Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
He was the designated hitter.
13. Why are baseball players so good at math?
They love ballpark figures.
14. Why are baseball games at night?
The bats sleep during the day.
15. What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
They need a good batter!
