15 Basketball Jokes That'll Score Laughs
By Gary P. • Feb 29, 2024
March Madness®, jump shots, free throws, dunks, and fouls. Every basketball fanatic will love these basketball jokes. Practice your ball handling with a few drills and leave the jokes to us — you'll be scoring laughs in no time.
1. What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
They got schooled.
2. Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Because he was out of her league.
3. What's the richest basketball team?
The Denver Nuggets®!
4. Why don't fish play basketball?
They are afraid of the net.
5. Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
The dunk tank.
6. What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
It does a Lay's™-up.
7. Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
They're always dribbling!
8. What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
A ball hog!
9. Why do basketball players like cookies?
It's just another excuse to dunk.
10. What animal scores the most in basketball?
A dunk-ey.
11. Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
12. What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
March Sadness.
13. What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Airball.
14. What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
They both go to court.
15. What stories are told by basketball players?
Tall stories.
