15 Buzz Worthy Jokes About Bees
By Rosa L. • Mar 21, 2024
Make a beeline and buzz on over for some honey-sweet jokes about bees! These honey-loving creatures bring on visions of picnics, summer days, and baseball games. Whether you're one to swat them away or marvel at their beauty, These Buzzing Jokes will have everyone swarming with laughter!
1. Where do bees go to the bathroom?
At the BP station!
2. How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
She was a buzzy body.
3. Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
They prefer bee-pers.
4. Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
They love to get in each other's beeswax!
5. What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Honey Nut Cheerios™.
6. Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Bees.
7. What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Buzzzzz-cuts.
8. Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
It's too hot to bee outside.
9. What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Buzzzzz-cuts.
10. Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Bee-thoven.
11. Why do bees buzz?
Because they can't whistle.
12. Why do bees gossip?
To hear the latest buzz.
13. What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-bee.
14. What do bees chew?
Bumble gum.
15. Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Because it uses a honeycomb!
