15 Flower Jokes That Will Shed Your Petals
By Rosa L. • Apr 12, 2024
Couldn't we all use a colorful bouquet of flowers every now and then? Flowers can make anyone smile. Check out this list of 15 Flower Jokes That Will Shed Your Petals and make you bloom with laughter!
1. What's a monkey's favorite flower?
A chimp-pansy.
2. What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A power plant.
3. Where should you plant flowers along the road?
In the potholes.
4. What's a father's favorite flower?
A dad-fodil.
5. Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
In kinder-garden.
6. What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
It seems like you bloomed overnight!
7. Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
It lost all its pedals.
8. When do flowers get their workout in?
Spring Training.
9. Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Because April showers bring May flowers.
10. What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Bicycle petals!
11. What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
You're really growing, bud!
12. How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Hey, bud!
13. What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
A tiger lily!
14. What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Cauliflowers!
15. What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Mums.
