15 Horse Jokes for Neigh-sayers
By Marcus T. • Feb 09, 2024
Need some mane-stay jokes about horses? Look no further — these Horse Jokes are sure to make your voice hoarse from laughing. Giddy up and get ready for some laughs!
1. What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Hay fever!
2. What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why the long face?
3. When does a horse talk?
Whinney wants to.
4. I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
My horse's name is Friday.
5. Which condiment adds the most kick?
Horseradish.
6. What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Fiddler on the Hoof!
7. What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Hey neigh-bor!
8. What sport do horses love to play?
Kickball.
9. What kind of computers do horses use?
Mcintosh.
10. How do horses navigate at night?
By saddle light.
11. Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
They are in a stable relationship.
12. What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Straw-berries.
13. What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Your neigh-bor.
14. What do horses say to greet each other?
Hay there.
15. What did the horse say when it collapsed?
"Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
Giddy up! We hope these jokes lifted your long face into a hay-tastic smile!
