15 Jokes for Ears of All Ages
By Gary P. • Jan 30, 2024
Jokes can bring the whole family together! Delight even the littlest comic you know with these 15 Squeaky Clean Jokes for all ages. From oldest to youngest, you'll all be giggling!
1. Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
His mom said it was chalk-late!
2. Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
She wanted a baker's dozen!
3. What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Social studies.
4. What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
5. What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
You're the cater-pillar of our family!
6. Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
The jungle gym!
7. What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Well, I chemis-tried.
8. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school!
9. What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
It looks like a hurricane came through here!
10. Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Musical chairs.
11. What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Pop music!
12. What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
They gru-yere up so fast!
13. What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Money doesn't grow on me, you know.
14. What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Sundae School.
15. Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.
Kids can say the silliest things — can't they?
