"Hahahahahaha!" That's going to be you once you get to the end of this list. Get ready for some very silly jokes that are guaranteed to make you belly laugh. We bet you can't even make it to the third joke without belting out some giggles! They're that good!
What do you call a vacation at home?
A holi-stay.
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
I want my quarter back!
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Because they never have any gas.
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
His mom said it was chalk-late!
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toad!
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
There were too many variables.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
A meat loafer.
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
It was dealing with an avalanche of emotions.
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Because they think everything stinks.
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Little Bread Rising Hood.
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Because they can't break the ice.
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
A stress ball.
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
That's udderly ridiculous!
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
This is so row-mantic!