15 Monkey Jokes That'll Make You Go Bananas
By Robert W. • Apr 11, 2024
What's better than watching a monkey swing from tree to tree? Laughing at adorable jokes about monkeys! Take a trip deep into the jungle and share these ape-solutely silly jokes with your favorite chimp enthusiast. We promise you'll have a riot while laughing together!
15 Ape-solutely Silly Monkey Jokes:
1. What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
An oranga-tan.
2. What's a monkey's favorite flower?
A chimp-pansy.
3. Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
The jungle gym!
4. What do you call an exploding monkey?
A baboom!
5. Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Because monkey see, monkey do.
6. Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Because the staff was tired of them going bananas.
7. What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
They are banana split.
8. What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
I've been baboonzled!
9. What kind of monkey flies to school?
A hot air baboon!
10. Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Because their children are always screaming.
11. Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Because they are too busy monkeying around.
12. What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
PRIME-mates.
13. What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
The chimpion.
14. What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
A computer chimp.
15. What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Ape-rons!
