15 Moo-velous Farm Jokes You Never Herd Before
By Ashley S. • Feb 08, 2024
Mooove on over and make some room! Farming can bring on long, hard-working days — these 15 Farm Jokes will lighten your load. Pull up a chair after a long day, pour yourself a glass of milk, and let yourself have a chuckle!
1. Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
2. What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
A coward.
3. What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Pigtails!
4. Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
5. What's the perfect job for a cow?
Dairy farmer.
6. What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
That barn door!
7. How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
8. Which bird would make a great farmer?
A barn owl.
9. Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
To ensure he had rich spring soil!
10. What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Pigs in a blanket.
11. What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
A funny farm.
12. What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
13. What farm animal is best at karate?
The lamb chop.
14. What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Udder nonsense.
15. How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
Don't be a cow-ward... you know you want to smile!
