15 Ocean Jokes Shore to Make You Laugh
By Rosa L. • Feb 15, 2024
Make a splash and dive into the aquatic world of everything waves, sand, and sunshine! If you're missing the tropics and are in need of a laugh, these 15 Ocean Jokes are shore to bring back all the salty air and belly laughs to get you through until you're able to visit the shoreline again.
1. Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Mer-maids!
2. Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
At water parks.
3. What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
A beech tree!
4. What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Good tidings.
5. Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
He ran out of ink.
6. Where do ships always get stuck?
Anchor-age!
7. What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Can you please be more Pacific?
8. What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
9. What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Nep-tunes.
10. Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
It was in sand dollars.
11. What's the ocean's favorite song?
Surfin' USA.
12. How do you cut the ocean in two?
With a sea-saw.
13. Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Shell-vrolet.
14. What's the ocean's funniest animal?
A clownfish.
15. What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
