15 Rabbit Jokes Every Bunny Will Love
By Maria W. • Feb 15, 2024
Somebunny shared that you're feeling blue... ready to be tickled pink by some hare-larious jokes? Hop right to it! These 15 Jokes About Rabbits are sure to turn your frown upside-down.
15 Rabbit Jokes to Tickle Your Whiskers:
1. What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
She was a bellhop!
2. What did the bunny give his fiancé?
A 10-carrot engagement ring.
3. What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Eggs-hausted.
4. Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Some-bunny loves them.
5. What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Hoppy birthday!
6. Why was the bunny upset?
It was having a bad hare day.
7. What is a bunny's favorite dance?
The lindy hop.
8. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny™.
9. What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
I like your hare!
10. What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
A jack rabbit!
11. What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Getting a harecut.
12. What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
IHOP®!
13. How do bunnies stay fit?
Hare-robics.
14. What game does a rabbit always win?
Hopscotch.
15. Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
They can tell the best carrot.
Feeling a little extra hoppy now? Don't keep it all to yourself! Go on... you know you want to share the laughs!
