15 Sheep Jokes That Are Perfect for Ewe
By Melissa M. • Feb 29, 2024
Love sheep or just have spring fever? Either way, get ready to bleat with laughter with this list of wooly great 15 Sheep Jokes That Are Perfect for Ewe! Gather your flock and share some smiles. These jokes are so baaaad that they'll make you giggle!
1. What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
A wool coat.
2. What do you call a dancing sheep?
A baa-llerina!
3. What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Baa-nilla.
4. What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
5. What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Have some baa-baa-cue!
6. What is a sheep's favorite game?
Baa-dminton!
7. Why are sheep such great pranksters?
They love to pull the wool over someone's eyes.
8. Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
They have a wool sweater.
9. What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Shear madness!
10. Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
He got goated into it.
11. A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
A lamborghini.
12. If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only the herdsman has feet.
13. Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Ed Shear-an.
14. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
15. Why could no one recognize the sheep?
He had a goatee.
